Larki: Paros Wali Budhi Aunty Mjhe Tang krti thi Jb Bhi Kisi lrki ki Shadi Hoti To Mere Gal Khench k Kehti ” Ab Tmhri Bari Hy”

Lakin Ab Aisa Nahi Kehti ..

Friend : wo Q??

Larki : Q k Jb Bhi Koi Mar jata Tha To Me Kehti “Ab Ap Ki Bari Hy” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Pathan: Yar Ye Shadi k Jory Kahan Per Banty Hn??

Dost : Asman Par

Pathan: Oh Khuda Hum ne Ghlti kr dya

Dost: Kia Hua??

Pathan: Hum ne to kpra drzi ko de dya silai klye 😝😜




Husbnd Film Dekhte huwe Zor zor se Ro Rha Tha..

Wife: kon c Film Dekh rhy Ho Jo Is Tarha Ro Rahy Ho ??

Husband : Apni Shadi Ki Film Dekh Raha Hu..😜


Dada: Apny Poty se Tmhre Teacher Arhy Hn Kahin Chup Jao..

Pota: Pehly Ap Chup Jain Mene Apki Moat Ka Bahana Bana Kr 1 Hafty ki chuti Li Hy..πŸ˜‚


Wife Or Husband Bazar Jarhy Thy To 1 Faqeer Ne Kaha, Shehzadi 10 Rupe De do Main Andha hu..

Husband: De Do , tumhain Shehzadi Bol Raha Hy To Zrur Andha He Hoga..😭


Wife to Husband: Ap Shadi K Bad Bhot Badal Gay Ho..

Husband : Mene Pehle he Kaha Tha Mjhe Shadi Shuda Lrkion Me Koi Dilchaspi Nahi πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­


Judge Pathan Se: Tmhen Sharam Ani Chaiye 3sri Bar Court Arhy Ho..

Pathan : Judge Sahib Ap Bhi To Roz Aty Hain Court ..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†


Doctor : Ap k Aba Jan Ki Body Main White cell Khatam Hogay Hn..

Pathan Rota hua Bahir Gya Or Akar Bola : Doctor Sahib White cell To Nahin Mily, ye Red Toshiba K Mily Hain , Yahi Dal Do..

Doctor : Pagal K bachy! Ye tera baap hy , china Ka Bhalu Nahi..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜


Papu: Bhaiya 8 samosy Den..

Samosy wala: Lafafy Main dal K Du??

Papu: Nahi Main Usb Laya Hu , Ik Folder Bana K Us me Past Kr Do πŸ˜­πŸ˜ƒ


Doctor To Β Patient : Agr Tum Meri Dawai Se Thek Hogay to Mjhe kia Gift Do Gay..

Mareez : janab Main To qabarain Khodta Hu Apki Free Main Khod dunga..😭


Pathan: Aj bhot grmi hy Yaar..

Sardar: Lays ka Packet dete hwe:

Ye Lo Hawa Khao !πŸ˜πŸ˜‚


Pathan : cycle pe faqeer k paas se guzra..

Faqeer: Allah k name pe kch de do.

Pathan: chlo peechy betho hum tum ko jhula deta hy.!πŸ˜‚


Pathan or punjabi ki larai hogai..

Punjabi : main tmhre kapre phar dnga..

Pathan: khana khrab ka bcha lrai me romantic bt mat kr ,!πŸ˜πŸ˜‚


Punjabi Jungle me Sher o dekh k Sans rok k zmeen pe let gya..

Sher us k sir per Hath pher K bola , Na putar ye begairtiyan reech nal he krya kro ,!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­


Aikk Kanjoos ko current lg gya:

Bivi: Ap theek to hain na,,?

Kanjoos bola: Goli mar mjhe Bahir dekh Unit kitny lgy hain .?πŸ˜πŸ˜‚


Sheikh k bete ka accedent hogya.

Doctor: Iski dono tangain Katni pren gi.’

Sheijh Sir pakar k beth gya..

Doctor: Kia hua.??

Sheikh: Kl he is kanjar ko ni jooty le k dye hn.!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜


Bivi Gusy se: Tmhre Dimagh main to ghobar Β Bhara hua hy,.

Shohar: Janu phr Itni der se kha q rhi ho .!😭😭


Aj Olx pe ishtihar dekh k bhot dukh hua, mere to ansoo he nikal aya..

Nikah ki sherwani Braye faokht, Sirf aik bar pehni hoi..

“Wo Bhi Ghalti se “!πŸ˜πŸ˜‚


Arbi: Bathroom Β me phone pe bt kr rha tha..

Pathan ne Arbi ko bhot mara.

Logon ne pucha Isy q mar rhy ho..?

Pathan : ye andar beth k tilawat krha tha :>


Pathan k paper me aya walden per note likhain..

Pathan: abu ko walid, ami ko walida kehty hain! Dono mil k waldain Bnjaty hain..

Teacher: Kl apne waldain ko sath le ana.!πŸ˜‚


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