Tu Sohni Tera Naan Sohni Per Tu Sohni Bn k Na Dikha Saki..

Sohni Te Kachy Gharry Te v Tar K Agai C..

Tu Three wheeler Te V Ni Aa Saki 😂😂


Nakhra Tuwada Toba Toba..

Ajeeb Tuwada Style Hy..

Msg Kadi Krna Nahi.

Rolaa Paya Sady Kol Mobile Hy..😂😂




Wife : Oh Sweet Heart Tusi ktny Achy Ho , Meri Photo Hmesha Apne Kol Rkhdy Ho??

Husband : jadu v Koi Problem Andi Aan , Me Tuhadi Photo Dekh lenda Han,,

Wife : Soo Nice Me Tuhady Lye Kini Lucky Han??

Husband : Jee Bilkul Jadu V Koi Problem Hondi Hy Tuhadi Photo Dekh k sochdan Han Jadu Aidi vadi Problem Nu jhelda Han Eh Ty Kuj v Nahin 😂😂


Wife: Husband Nu call kr k puchdi hai, Hello , Tusi Ki Krdy Pay Ho..

Husband : Darling Me Bzy Han Aj Bara Kam Hy Office Te.

Wife : Oho Kinna kam krdy Ho Aj pata lgya.

Husband: Ki Krye Krna Penda Hy.?? Tusi Ki Krdy Ho??

Wife: Main Tuhady peche Table Te Han , Bchy Puch Rhy Ay Daddy Nal Kuri Kon Hy??😂😭


Ik Munda Pepsi Samne Rakh K Udas Betha C ..

Dost : Pespsi Pee k Puchya Udas Q Bethya Hy..

Munda: Yar Aj da Din He Khrab C..Sweery Gf Nal lrai Hogai.. Rasty vich Car khrab Hogai..Office late Punchya Te boss Nokri to kd dita.

Hun Suicide krn Laye Pepsi vich Zehr Paya C , Oh V Tu Pe Gya,😂😝


Wife : Ay Jahaz Ehda Wada Honda Hy Enu Rang Kiwain Krdy ny..

Punjabi: Jadon Jahaz Urr Janda hy Te Chota Jiya Ho Janda Hy , Ty Tan Krdy Ny 😂😝


Choudry : Master Ay “Nothing” Da Ki Matlb Hy??

Master: Kch V Nahin..

Choudry: Yaki Na Kr Master , Jadu Lafz Bnya Ay Ty Kuj Ty Mtlb Howe Ga. 😭


Oh Menu Vekhi Jandi C , Main Onhu Vekhi Janda C..

Oh Menu vekhi Jandi C , Main Unhu Vekhi Janda C ..

Na Paper Unhu Aunda C , Na Paper Menu Aunda C..😂😝


Punjabi : Yar Kl Me Tenu call Kiti per Tu Call Nahi chuki..

Dost : Q Chukda Call..

Punjabi : Yar Main 10 rupay La K Gana Lawaya Ay Oo Tere Peo Ny Sunna Ga ..😝😂


Chum chum Krdi chandni , Tim Tim Krdy Tary..

Wah Wah..

Koi Sanu Aj Msg Nahi Krda..

Kithy Mar Gay Sary ..😝😂


Punjabi: doctor saab tusi ta kendy c sawery game khedan nal sehat Thek rehndi hy, per menu koi frk ni paya.?

Doctor: tusi keri game khedi c??

Punjabi: Mobile te sanp aali .!😂


Tere nal dosti Akhri dam tk nibawan gy

tere pairan thaly asi taliyan tikawan gay,,

Jadu mrzi azma Lai mere dost.

Teri Mashoq Asi phnsavan gay😂😝


Friend: yr main apna purse ghar bhool ayan menu 100 rupe chahi de ny..

Sardar: Ay le 10 rupe raksha kr te purse le a.!😂


Old man: putar mere dand (theeth) la k aa.

Putar: Roti to abhi bani nahi hy.

Old man: Roti nahi khani , samne wali budhi nu smile deni hy.!😭


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