Patient: Doctor, I m So nervous’ this is my First Operation.

Doctor: Don’t Worry Mine Too. 😂😭

A police Officer Stops a Car,

Officer: Your Drivers license Please,,

Driver: I’m Really sorry I Forgot”

Officer: “At Home”??

Driver: ”No, To do it”😭

You are So Kind , Funny & Beautiful,””

“Oh Come On,, You Want To get Me To Bed,”

“And Smart Too! 😝

What Goes Ups and Down But Never Moves,,??

The Stairs,,!😝

Doctor says to Patient ! “You have Cancer and Alzehimer;

Patient : “At Least I dont Have Cancer..😄

Can A Kangaroo Jump Higher Than A House.??

Ofcourse : A House doesn’t jump At All..😃

Why is women’s so rare??

It’s quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit..😊

You Know How It is in life One door Closes- that means another door Opens “”

“yeah Very nice But you either fix that or I’m expecting a serious Discount on that Car!!😂

Me and my wife decided that we don’t want to have children any more,,

So anybody Who wants one Can leave us their phone number and adress and we will bring you one ..😂

A nacked women robbed a Bank..

Nobody could remember Her Face,,😃

I was making Russian Tea..

Unfortunately, I can’t fish the tea bag out of the vodka bottle.!😂

In a boomerang shop:! I’d like to buy a new boomerang”.

Please : Also , Can you tell me how to throw the old one away?!😃

Mr Smith: Doctor you remember this strengthening solution you prescribed me yesterday?!

Doctor: Yes What’s the matter?!

Mr Smith: ‘I would like to use it but I can’t open the Bottle”!😊

Knock Knock..

Who’s there?


knock who??

Knock Knock.😊

Knock Knock.!

Who’s there?


Spell who??


My Wife told me : She wants more space !

I Said; No problem and locked her out of the house !😂

I Try to re-marry my ex wife.

But She figured out i was only my money,!😭

Honey: do you think, I gained weight??

No, I think the living room got smaller!😊

Girl: One day i will marry a lot of men sad that day,

Boy: Wow how many men do you plan to marry!😝

What is the best season to jump on a trampoline??

Spring time!😊

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